HOW APPEALING

Time for our new feature which most of you won't care about at all. Welcome to How Appealing, a look at the area legal scene. This may be a bi-monthly column or a one time deal. We're still in negotiations.

The Family Law Section of the New York State Bar Association will hold it's Summer Meeting at the Equinox Hotel in Manchester, Vermont July 12-15.

On Friday, July 13, Bruce Wagner of the Albany Law firm of McNamee, Lochner, Titus & Williams will give a Matrimonial update from 9:00AM-10:15AM. Wagner is a well respected area attorney and we're sure his presentation will be well attended.

Now, you there, in the back, wake up. As enlightening as Mr. Wagner's presentation will likely be, we're far more interested in what will happen after dark.

Furthermore, based upon Ms. Steele's photograph...



It's a safe bet she's the most attractive person at the Equinox that weekend.

We love the idea of Ms. Steele speaking. You have to figure that the more lawyers get laid, the better it is for the rest of us. If Ms. Steele can help, all the better. In fact, we wouldn't be adverse to some private sessions. As an author and sexual empowerment consultant (is her firm accepting resumes?) we're sure she'll have a lot to offer. If you can't make the meeting, you can always visit her website (Warning: not workplace safe except at Troy City Hall).

If you can't visit her website, here's a sample:

Congratulations!
You’ve found my one and only official web site! Inside my site Sydnee Steele.com you will be aroused by photos from my movies past and present. Ever wonder what I am doing besides having sex on film? Take a closer look into my life by checking out the photos I take with my camera phone or sneak a peak into the pages of my journal. If you’re in the mood to watch me and my friends get it on, then this is the place! I have Wicked movies running 24 hours a day. You will find that I have reviewed some of them and even tossed in a few behind the scenes experiences to stimulate you and sometimes make you laugh! I haven’t even mentioned the auctions, this is where you can pick up a personalized photo of me, or maybe my panties, it’s always something new. I am going to have fun with you every day! Come on let’s get it on, it only takes a few minutes and I am all yours.

Love,

Sydnee

Leave it to lawyers to take something as wholesome as porn and turn it into something as tawdry as a conference lecture.