INTRODUCING THE TROY POLLOI HALLOWEEN CATALOGUE
Scare the Mirch out of your friends and neighbors with costumes from the Troy Polloi Halloween Catalogue, the only costume catalogue devoted to the terrifying fiends and ghouls of Rensselaer County. Delivery guaranteed by November 8, 2005.
"Harry" Littlest Vampire
The kids will scream and run from this little
bloodsucker. He'll drain your income through
tax hikes, slowly over time.
Run, run away. Frankenmirch eats public
tax dollars and is never satisfied!
Flee for your lives, guilty and
innocent, friend and foe alike
(and your little dog, too). She'll
do whatever it takes to climb the
The Mad Scientist
"I'll build a hotel, tear down city hall, tear
down the jail, maybe bring in a destroyer,
Ha,Ha,Ha! I'm mad I tell you, mad!"
Dan the Hutt
"Hoo, hoo hoo! Me have you arrested!"