Thursday, April 07, 2016

SEX TOYS SAFE

An attempted burglary of Amazing Intimate Essentials was foiled when the would-be burglar failed to use enough lubricant to squeeze through the air shaft. According to the Times Union:

"I have nothing missing that I can notice," store manager Aaron Moore. "Honestly there's easier ways of stealing porn than breaking into people's stores."

Moore said the burglar probably tried to get into the store through the roof, which now has a small hole where someone tried to dig through the tar cover and then saw the air shaft.
 
Police followed a vibration to a nearby storage facility but cam up empty-handed.
 
FUGITIVES CONFIRMED DEAD
 
The State Department has confirmed that self-styled police watchdog, Adam Rupeka and is girlfriend, died in Tijuana of an apparent suicide. Seems a bit overwrought for misdemeanor charges.
 
DUNNE IN RENO
 
According to Jim Franco at Talk 1300, former Commissioner of Planning and Economic Development Bill Dunne is the Planning Commissioner for Reno, Nevada, the Biggest Little City in the World.
 
Reno, approximately five-times the population of Troy, is in the northwest part of Nevada.
 
 
BICENTENNIAL BUZZKILL
 
Rumor has it that Council President Carmella Mantello wants to slash funds for Troy's Bicentennial Celebration. Troy turns two-hundred this year. Sure, Troy has some economic woes but sometimes its good to just cut loose. Relax Ma. We just want to have a little fun. 
 

48 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:41 AM

    Good for Bill. Sounds like a step-up.

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  2. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Bill gets the last laugh.

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  3. Anonymous7:58 AM

    HUGE boost in pay for Dunne too.

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  4. Anonymous8:17 AM

    Bill has a problem already. Local news has been given Bills resume that omits his time at the State Dormitory along with his separation agreement. Also all documents detailing his suspension and his involvement in avoiding state and federal asbestos laws. They are quite impressed with the package sent to them and are preparing a story about his omissions. He should be hearing from reporters at Fox 11 Reno anytime know.

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  5. Anonymous8:35 AM

    8:17 aka McAsshat - Go back to making stuff up on twitter. Nobody here believes your silly stories. You sent bogus stuff to Reno, and they threw it in the circular file.

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  6. Anonymous8:48 AM


    8:17 And just how, pray tell, would you have any idea of what Dunne's resume does or does not say? Are you the HR Director for Reno now? Were you sent a copy of his application packet? No, you are just a delusional little twit who dreams up vicious fantasies about successful people while fondling your tiny little schwantz. Get some therapy. Quickly.

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    1. Anonymous9:45 AM

      "Tiny little schwantz" really explains it all.

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  7. Anonymous9:54 AM

    It's just McCashless and Harry and the rest of the retards foaming at the mouth because Bill landed well on his feet while they're still scrounging for scraps.

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    1. Anonymous3:13 PM

      Harry has not been in office for awhile now why don't you give it a break McCooper.

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    2. Anonymous11:39 PM

      Yeah right. Despite several failed runs and obvious voter revulsion, Harry still trolls social media and blogs hoping to stay relevant. Not to mention the county tit jobs Jimino gave him and his wife. Fuck him. He's fair game.

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    3. Anonymous8:43 AM

      You sound bitter?

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  8. Anonymous11:30 AM

    Let's see your resume McWorthless.

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  9. Anonymous4:46 PM

    Reno mayor has a better ass, than Pattison, Harry, Lou, and Madden.

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    1. Anonymous11:27 PM

      Gary Galuski has a better ass than those four.

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  10. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Next week we start call KOH780 AM talk radio Reno. Bills going down.

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    1. Anonymous6:56 PM

      Why not just let it go? Childish stupid game

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    2. Anonymous11:23 PM

      Good luck. No one in Reno gives a rats ass what an unemployed loser midget tweets in a lawn chair from a shithole apartment in Troy NY.

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  11. Anonymous8:16 PM

    Try seeing if parttisons wife answers a phone before 930. Or her back up the princess. My guess is no

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  12. Anonymous8:16 PM

    Bill dunne is a good man

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  13. Anonymous11:33 PM

    Harry and his ilk wouldn't know real work if it bit them on their Patakis.
    ....Hull Cogan

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    1. Anonymous10:39 AM

      Harry home four years now and we still paying for his incompetence

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  14. Anonymous7:33 AM

    Troy was a better place when Harry was in office.

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    1. Anonymous9:16 AM

      I'd like some of whatever you're smoking.

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  15. Anonymous2:37 PM

    Troy might have been a better place when Harry TOOK office but it was all down hill from there and when he left, there were "piles of shit" and lawsuit bills from one end of town to the other. His legacy of incompetence will live on for quite some time.

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  16. Anonymous8:57 PM

    Harry had inherited a city that had declined into a filthy, garbage strewn non profit cesspool under Pattison. That fact is undeniable. Question is was it Harry or Mirch that cleaned it up?

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  17. Anonymous7:42 AM

    Leave Dunne alone. He's gone 1 week now. But we can still shit all over Harry. You people are classic. HG4YN.

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  18. Anonymous8:21 AM

    SUCH DELUSION is so systemic in Troy. Mirch is walking slime.

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  19. Anonymous9:37 AM

    I heard Tut is growing a goatee so he can look more like Cooper. He needs to lose 50 pounds, and get Alot better looking.

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    1. Anonymous12:24 PM

      And develope a personality!! Good one though

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  20. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Isn't Harry actually the unemployable one? Did such a good job as mayor he can't find employment?

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  21. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Harry and McAsshat.

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  22. Anonymous8:13 PM

    @8:21 used the words (in caps) DELUSIONAL and systemic which he heard on TV. Regardless of what you've heard, Mirch cleaned this city up. You can't deny the facts.

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    1. Anonymous6:29 AM

      Yes, bit he didn't follow the rules and cost the city alot of money!! Is that acceptable to you? It's not to me!

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  23. Anonymous7:58 AM

    Who or what is DrewCoop13?

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    1. DrewCoop139:19 PM

      Some handsome dude who enjoys getting under the skin of corrupt politicians

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  24. Anonymous9:12 AM

    Mirch & his merry band of ex-con thugs. He painted all the city trucks with expensive signage which was supposed to fool us into thinking they were doing a better job than before. Sorry it didn't work.

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    1. Anonymous1:11 PM

      Sounds like you received a Mirch Bitch slap a couple times.

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  25. Anonymous8:24 PM

    Noticed our DA Joel Abelove next to Ted Cruz on stage - the NY State DA Association recognizes that support for a political candidate by an elected DA is unethical.....

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    1. Anonymous11:01 PM

      You've just summed up our own Uncle Fester.
      .....Bob Your Uncle

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  26. Anonymous7:10 AM

    The party of Dunne, Wade and Pete Ryan wants to talk about ethics?

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  27. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Tell me what Dunne, Wade and Ryan have done.

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  28. IMHO, there was a distinct upgrade in the DPW under Mirch. Did he go overboard on some issues? Of course he did, and the voters responded. I also maintain that the improved performance of the DPW continued under Lou, and despite the negative PR, they did reasonably well during the early part of Pat's term.

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  29. Anonymous8:36 PM

    Attended the Trump rally, 16,000 loved him.

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  30. Anonymous9:35 PM

    DID well under the early part of Pat's term? Pat has been Mayor for less than for months and you are talking already about aspects of it in the past tense?!

    JEEESUSSS. Give this mayor a chance. The DPW works hard when needed and most are happy to be working. Mirch used to get them to do things that were less than kosher such as tearing down political signs or agreeing to vote HIS way or register for the WFP party to "save" their jobs. He was a total slime and used these people to his advantage. Throw'em a few slices and pizza and a six pack and they were loyal to him. Who else would have hired most of them?

    Corruption was not invented in Troy but it sure has been perfected here.

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  31. 9.35, perhaps if you stop reading every post through political blinders, you will comprehend more information. I used the past tense since the events that put our DPW in a negative light to many occurred.....wait for it....IN THE PAST. If anything, my post was positive, or at least neutral with respect to Pat. I believe I have stated on more than one occasion that I want Pat to succeed, and most of my criticism of Pat has been more over his style than substance.

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  32. Anonymous9:47 PM

    12:14 you are deep. You must have been at the Trump rally too...


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